Thursday, April 19, 2012

How Do I sneak booze into the derby?

Pretty self-explanatory. I want to drink all day but can%26#39;t afford an $8 beer.



How Do I sneak booze into the derby?


I only did this once and it involved putting a plastic flask strapped to the inside of girls%26#39; legs (Not mine)





If you want to read some ideas , google it:



sneaking booze into derby techniques





I got some good ideas and laughs there. Security is pretty hip to various techniques, but if you%26#39;re not too ambitious, you can manage a few ounces.



How Do I sneak booze into the derby?


Plastic flask tucked into your pants, undies, etc.





Security will ask you to open your jacket. That%26#39;s about it. They%26#39;ll pat down about every 10th male.



Your odds are pretty good for walking right in with it.





From: the voice of experience.




I know I%26#39;m late, but here%26#39;s what we did a couple years ago:



We were going to the infield, so we sent the guys with our food/lawn chairs through the chair entrance. They said they got patted down pretty hard-core at that entrance and had to open all the chairs and things like that. We girls went through the front entrance. We took push-up bras, pulled out the stuffing that creates the push-up, and put in ziplock bags of alcohol. Experiment for the most natural and non-suspicious look, and be sure to use high-quality ziplock bags! So we had temporary breast augmentations :) They also don%26#39;t ask women to remove their hats, so you could balance a flask on top of your head if you have good balance.





We actually also (just for fun) made alcohol-soaked fruit slices (like jungle juice, but fruit only, no excess liquid) to munch on, and made alcoholic freezer pops. You use a turkey baster thing -- the kind with a needle/syringe -- and inject alcohol into the unfrozen freezer pop. Then use one of those bag resealers (like these: http://www.itouchless.com/share/cgi-bin/site.cgi?site_id=itouchless%26amp;page_id=bagresealer) to seal over the syringe hole and freeze.





We brought in bourbon, with the intent of spiking the mint juleps. It turns out the mint juleps were already fairly strong, so it wasn%26#39;t totally necessary, but still a good method. I don%26#39;t know how you could sneak in multiple beers.

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